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![My wife just asked me if I was busy.<br/>
Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife just asked me if I was busy.
Now I may have to do things like taking the trash out or traveling to Mars and buy something! -
![My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago.<br/>
Women are unbelievable!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife can't remember her credit card PIN but can clearly remember the exact picture of some girl I commented on Facebook 5 years ago.
Women are unbelievable! -
![Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.<br/>
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: You don't have a sense of humour.
Wife: That's not true. I married you right, that means I can take a joke! -
![Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth!]()
Upload to Facebook Husbands and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouth! -
![I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus, different mutation!`]()
Upload to Facebook I asked a friend who got married for the second time, how is it?
He replied, "Same virus, different mutation!" -
![A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.<br/>
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.<br/>
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?<br/>
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste!]()
Upload to Facebook A husband and wife were sitting in a restaurant. A young, attractive waitress gets flirty with the husband and he looks BOASTFULLY at his wife.
Wife (Smirks): Don't get carried away honey. She has COVID.
Husband (Taken aback): How do you know?
Wife (Smiles): Can't you see? She has no taste! -
![My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I share the same interest. I want to travel and she wants to me go away! -
![Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?<br />
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.<br />
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going?
Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk.
Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs! -
![A Coded Message:<br />
SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man!]()
Upload to Facebook A Coded Message:
SOMEtimes I make jokes at my wife's expense, but hONEstly she is a very patient, smart, funny and HELPful woman. And I am very lucky to have her in my life. She makes ME a better man! -
![There are 3 types of people in this world.<br/>
People who are unable to hear.<br/>
People who don't want to hear.<br/>
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!]()
Upload to Facebook There are 3 types of people in this world.
People who are unable to hear.
People who don't want to hear.
And then there are husbands who always hear but never listen!
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