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![No permission to go out of state.<br/>
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.<br/>
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.<br/>
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.<br/><br/>
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!]()
Upload to Facebook No permission to go out of state.
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married! -
![Man: My wife is having severe mood swings.<br/>
Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help.<br/>
Man: But my wife doesn't drink.<br/>
Doctor: Those are for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Man: My wife is having severe mood swings.
Doctor: 5 pegs of whiskey will help.
Man: But my wife doesn't drink.
Doctor: Those are for you! -
![Before marriage: Time stands still when I'm with you.<br/>
After marriage: My relationship with you isn't going anywhere!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage: Time stands still when I'm with you.
After marriage: My relationship with you isn't going anywhere! -
![My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. So I renewed my subscription for another 10 years!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. So I renewed my subscription for another 10 years! -
![The Health Ministry is looking to hire couples married for 10 years or more to educate people on social distancing!]()
Upload to Facebook The Health Ministry is looking to hire couples married for 10 years or more to educate people on social distancing! -
![In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:<br/>
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?<br/>
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?<br/>
End of the discussion!]()
Upload to Facebook In a British bar, a short discussion on arranged marriage took place as follows:
English Man: How could you marry a woman before knowing her?
Indian Man: How could you marry a woman after knowing her?
End of the discussion! -
![Before marriage:<br/>
Husband: I love your curves.<br/>
Wife: You naughty boy.<br/><br/>
After marriage:<br/>
Husband: I love your curves.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage:
Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: You naughty boy.
After marriage:
Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: Are you calling me fat? -
![My wife said I'd gotten fat since she married me.<br/>
I said `Yeah, you got 50% more of me. That's a great return on investment!`]()
Upload to Facebook My wife said I'd gotten fat since she married me.
I said "Yeah, you got 50% more of me. That's a great return on investment!" -
![Doctor, filling medical report: You have a broken hand, severe concussion and bruised eyes. Are you married?<br/>
Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor, filling medical report: You have a broken hand, severe concussion and bruised eyes. Are you married?
Me: Yes, but my wife didn't do it. I fell off the bike this time! -
![Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.<br/>
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage teaches you a lot of valuable things.
For example, today I've learned that the fancy towels in the wardrobe are only for guests and not to wipe my ugly face!
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