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![A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!]()
Upload to Facebook A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy! -
![Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me.</br>
Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not! -
![In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!]()
Upload to Facebook In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides! -
![Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!]()
Upload to Facebook Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! -
![My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.<br/>
I had some pretty big shoes to fill!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill! -
![Airport check-in:<br/>
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D<br/>
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service?]()
Upload to Facebook Airport check-in:
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
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![There are two types of men:<br/><br/>
1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>
2. Bachelors]()
Upload to Facebook There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
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![Husband, shaking his wife awake: I think there's a thief in our living room.<br/>
Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband, shaking his wife awake: I think there's a thief in our living room.
Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean! -
![I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`! -
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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife!]()
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Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife!
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