-
Upload to Facebook Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me. Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not! -
Upload to Facebook In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! -
Upload to Facebook My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill! -
Upload to Facebook Airport check-in:
Airline staff: I'm sorry, the flight is full today. We couldn't allot you guys nearby seats. Your seat number is 2A and your wife's 42D
Husband: Thank you very much, do I need to pay anything extra for this service? -
Upload to Facebook There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
2. Bachelors -
Upload to Facebook Husband, shaking his wife awake: I think there's a thief in our living room.
Wife: Shit, I just mopped the floor clean! -
Upload to Facebook I'm pretty sure Vincent van Gogh cut his ear off when his wife said `We need to talk`! -
Upload to Facebook Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Sorry.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Yes.
Sorry.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Me having a telephonic conversation with my wife! -
Upload to Facebook No permission to go out of state.
Only 3 hours allowed to be outside.
Strict enforcement of restrictions on Sundays.
The purpose of travel has to be declared in advance.
All these restrictions are in force from the day I got married!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT