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Upload to Facebook The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you. Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point! -
Upload to Facebook My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met. I'm not buying it! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?
Me: Oh yes!
Wife: I was talking to the dog! -
Upload to Facebook My wife specializes in Sighcology! -
Upload to Facebook I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame! -
Upload to Facebook According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:
1. I'm humorous
2. I'm handsome
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Upload to Facebook A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
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