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![Grocery shopping with my wife is just her repeatedly telling me to keep the items I took back to the shelf!]()
Upload to Facebook Grocery shopping with my wife is just her repeatedly telling me to keep the items I took back to the shelf! -
![The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!]()
Upload to Facebook The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding! -
![Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.</br>
Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers.
Wife: That's the point!]()
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![My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.</br>
I'm not buying it!]()
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![My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is a strong woman. She can throw a can at me from 10 meters! -
![Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard! -
![Wife: Sweetheart, you want to come to the bed?<br/>
Me: Oh yes!<br/>
Wife: I was talking to the dog!]()
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Me: Oh yes!
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![My wife specializes in Sighcology!]()
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![I once dated a condemned witch.</br>
There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame!]()
Upload to Facebook I once dated a condemned witch. There was a lot at stake in the relationship, but now she's just an old flame! -
![According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:<br/><br/>
1. I'm humorous<br/>
2. I'm handsome<br/>
3. She has bad taste]()
Upload to Facebook According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me:
1. I'm humorous
2. I'm handsome
3. She has bad taste
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