Marriage SMS

  • Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!Upload to Facebook
    Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives!
  • Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:<br />
Made for each other.<br />
Mad for each other.<br />
Mad at each other.<br />
Or maid for each other?Upload to Facebook
    Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are:
    Made for each other.
    Mad for each other.
    Mad at each other.
    Or maid for each other?
  • I need help!<br />
In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.<br />
What do I do next?Upload to Facebook
    I need help!
    In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right.
    What do I do next?
  • During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.<br />
When asked she said, `This is the first time I know where he is going!`
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    During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing.
    When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!"
  • The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.<br/>
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!Upload to Facebook
    The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.
    I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!
  • My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.<br/>
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!Upload to Facebook
    My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
    I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!
  • Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.<br/>
Husband: Wait. I can change!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
    Husband: Wait. I can change!
  • Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.<br/>
Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.
    Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life!
  • My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage!Upload to Facebook
    My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage!
  • Marriage is all about 'give and take'.</br>
My wife gives me advice and I take it!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is all about 'give and take'.
    My wife gives me advice and I take it!
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