Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives! |
Couples in lockdown are in dilemma, whether they are: Made for each other. Mad for each other. Mad at each other. Or maid for each other? |
I need help! In the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I am right. What do I do next? |
During a man's funeral, his wife started laughing. When asked she said, "This is the first time I know where he is going!" |
The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t. I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once! |
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. I renewed my subscription for further 10 years! |
Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour. Husband: Wait. I can change! |
Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong. Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life! |
My wife orders from Amazon so frequently that today one of the delivery guys invited her to his daughter's marriage! |
Marriage is all about 'give and take'. My wife gives me advice and I take it! |