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Upload to Facebook Wife: I had a worrying dream that someone kidnapped me. Me: What's so worrying about it? PS: It seems I'll be sleeping on the sofa permanently! -
Upload to Facebook Hi Guys, I'm here to say goodbye. My wife says I'm addicted to social media and that it's ruining our relationship. We argued for a while and she told me to choose between her & social media. So, I'll be logging off now while I pack her bags & call her a taxi. I'll be right back! -
Upload to Facebook I was planning to buy a GPS for my car, but then I remembered that I have this magical ring on my finger that connects me to the woman sitting on the passenger seat who knows everything. So I dropped the plan! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife's friends see me, they always ask my wife...
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`How did this happen?` -
Upload to Facebook For a long and happy married life, you need:
1)Trust
2) Good communication
3) Intimacy
4) Alcohol -
Upload to Facebook Exchange of text messages: Husband: You are negative Wife: And you are stubborn, arrogant, a low life, care about no one but yourself and your friends, all you are interested in is your own self, all your life not fulfilled even one of your promises. It is only I who is putting up with such a miser and insensitive man. You good for nothing, fat, ugly man. Even your hair transplant failed. Husband: I was just informing you that your Covid test is negative. Wife: Oh... sorry! -
Upload to Facebook What is the similarity between your wife and your boss?
Both of them think they know everything! -
Upload to Facebook A COVID joke for all:
A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts out-right flirting with the husband.
The husband, flattered, gets a little boastful and the wife says, "Don't get excited. She's got COVID."
"How do you know?" asks the husband.
Wife: Well, she's clearly got no taste! -
Upload to Facebook Difference between husband and wife:
The wife can change her mind whenever she wants
The husband can change his mind whenever his wife wants! -
Upload to Facebook What is the similarity between media and wife?
Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta!
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