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Upload to Facebook The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife! -
Upload to Facebook One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately! -
Upload to Facebook My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days! -
Upload to Facebook A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.
An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.
A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together! -
Upload to Facebook Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute! -
Upload to Facebook I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is! -
Upload to Facebook I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life! -
Upload to Facebook Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!
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