Marriage SMS

  • What is the similarity between media and wife?<br />
Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta!Upload to Facebook
    What is the similarity between media and wife?
    Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat 100 Baar Na Bata De, Dono Ke Dil Ko Sukoon Hi Nahi Milta!
  • The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.<br />
Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife!Upload to Facebook
    The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
    Can't agree? Just go shopping with your wife!
  • One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately!Upload to Facebook
    One great benefit of marriage is that you get to find out all the things you do wrong immediately!
  • My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days!Upload to Facebook
    My favorite childhood memory is not being married. Those were the days!
  • A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.<br/>
An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.<br/>
A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, `he's wrong`!Upload to Facebook
    A newly married husband thinks that his opinion matters so he shares it with his wife.
    An experienced husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, keeps it to himself.
    A veteran husband knows that his opinion doesn't matter, but shares it to give her an opportunity to say, "he's wrong"!
  • Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is mostly just pretending on social media that you're happy together!
  • Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault!Upload to Facebook
    Wives and police are quite similar. Both have the ability to make it look as if it was your fault!
  • Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.<br/>
My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I don't have enough words to explain how stupid you are.
    My brain: She's kidding bro, just give her a minute!
  • I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!Upload to Facebook
    I thought my wife was in a bad mood. But it's been 15 years now. So I think this is how she is!
  • I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!Upload to Facebook
    I always thought Calculus was the most difficult thing to understand. But then I got married and my wife came into my life!
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