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![Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes my wife agrees with whatever I say just to see the confusion, fear & anxiety on my face. She finds it quite entertaining! -
![I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.<br/>
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?`]()
Upload to Facebook I asked my wife if we should have an open relationship.
She smiled and said `Of course, first I'll push you out of that OPEN window and then organize an OPEN casket funeral for you. Is that okay?` -
![Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared!]()
Upload to Facebook Men, when your wife says she needs to have a word with you, it's never just a word. Be prepared! -
![Saw a shabbily dressed guy at the mall with a dirty beard and having a sad & hopeless look on his face. I felt bad, so I tried to give him some money.<br/>
He said, `I'm not a beggar, I'm just married and I'm waiting for my wife to return from shopping`!]()
Upload to Facebook Saw a shabbily dressed guy at the mall with a dirty beard and having a sad & hopeless look on his face. I felt bad, so I tried to give him some money.
He said, `I'm not a beggar, I'm just married and I'm waiting for my wife to return from shopping`! -
![Is it okay if your wife changes the locks of the bedroom and doesn't tell you?<br/>
Asking for a friend!]()
Upload to Facebook Is it okay if your wife changes the locks of the bedroom and doesn't tell you?
Asking for a friend! -
![When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and imagine she is in jail.<br/>
It heals me spiritually!]()
Upload to Facebook When my wife makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and imagine she is in jail.
It heals me spiritually! -
![Husband: Are you mad at me?<br/>
Wife: Yes.<br/>
Husband: Why?<br/>
Wife: I don't know.<br/>
Husband: So you're mad at me and you don't know why?<br/>
Wife: I'm mad at you for many things. I don't know which one of those is the reason now!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Are you mad at me?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Why?
Wife: I don't know.
Husband: So you're mad at me and you don't know why?
Wife: I'm mad at you for many things. I don't know which one of those is the reason now! -
![You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand!]()
Upload to Facebook You're not a complete husband until your wife is upset with you, for a reason that you don't even understand! -
![All these wonderful years of marriage taught our kids two valuable life lessons:<br/>
1. Mom is always right<br/>
2. Dad is always wrong]()
Upload to Facebook All these wonderful years of marriage taught our kids two valuable life lessons:
1. Mom is always right
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![What wife says: You have to learn to communicate!<br/>
What wife means: Just agree with me, you idiot!]()
Upload to Facebook What wife says: You have to learn to communicate!
What wife means: Just agree with me, you idiot!
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