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![The kind of stress that I get from my wife watching me wash the dishes while she waits to inspect them is inexplicable!]()
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![Having a wife is a stress reliever as you need not worry if you are right or wrong.<br/>
You are always wrong!]()
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You are always wrong! -
![Whenever my wife asks me where WE should have our dinner, what she really wants me to do is to guess where SHE wants to have dinner!]()
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Marriage works perfectly when both the husband and the wife decide that the wife should decide everything!]()
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Marriage works perfectly when both the husband and the wife decide that the wife should decide everything! -
![Marriage teaches you a lot of things.<br/>
For example, my wife has so far taught me in 47 different ways why I am always wrong!]()
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For example, my wife has so far taught me in 47 different ways why I am always wrong! -
![When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'No' isn't enough.<br/>
I've to give her a couple of solid reasons why I think she's not looking fat. A 30 minute Power Point Presentation & an analysis in Excel are also expected!]()
Upload to Facebook When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'No' isn't enough.
I've to give her a couple of solid reasons why I think she's not looking fat. A 30 minute Power Point Presentation & an analysis in Excel are also expected! -
![What wife says: I don't want to talk about it now.<br/>
What wife means: I'm still building up the steam, you just wait!]()
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What wife means: I'm still building up the steam, you just wait! -
![My wife doesn't let me speak 70% of the time. The rest of the time, she sleeps!]()
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![My wife got food poisoning today.<br/>
I'm scared guys, I don't know when she's gonna use it against me!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife got food poisoning today.
I'm scared guys, I don't know when she's gonna use it against me! -
![During An Arguments With Her Husband: A Wife Was Just About To Calm Down,<br />
But Then Her Husband Asked Her To Calm Down!]()
Upload to Facebook During An Arguments With Her Husband: A Wife Was Just About To Calm Down,
But Then Her Husband Asked Her To Calm Down!
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