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![Dear Ladies,<br/>
There are 2 types of husbands.<br/>
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.<br/>
Type 2: Your husband!]()
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There are 2 types of husbands.
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.
Type 2: Your husband! -
![A husband is the real Santa to every wife.<br/>
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, `Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat`!]()
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![Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it!]()
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![Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question?<br/>
Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one!]()
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Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one! -
![Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants!]()
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![Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer.<br/>
Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money!]()
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Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money! -
![Tip for a successful marriage:<br/>
DON'T]()
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![Me: Wow, you look pretty today.<br/>
Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet!]()
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Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet! -
![I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine!]()
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![Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk!]()
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