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Upload to Facebook A husband is the real Santa to every wife.
No matter what she asks or says, he always says, "Ho Ho Ho Mery Kismat"! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Wife: Hello, don't blame me for that. I never use it! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Can I ask you a stupid question?
Wife: You just need to ask a question. I already know that it'll be a stupid one! -
Upload to Facebook Not bragging, but my wife lets me do whatever she wants! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is a competition between two people who can live longer.
Whoever wins gets all of the other person's money! -
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Upload to Facebook Me: Wow, you look pretty today.
Wife: Does it mean that I was not pretty yesterday? So it was that pink dress, right? You think I'm fat, don't you? And OMG, you haven't even fixed that leak in the kitchen sink yet! -
Upload to Facebook I've been married for 15 years and so I'm not worried about what's there in the COVID vaccine! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like dentists. They like to talk non-stop, but don't let the other person talk! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that I cannot open that jar for her because I have a headache!
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