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Upload to Facebook Wife: Why did you keep on drinking at the party even after I gave you a look?
Husband: What look?
Wife: I raised my eyebrows.
Husband: How will I know that you're giving me a look? You draw your eyebrows differently everyday. I thought it was your new style! -
Upload to Facebook My wife threw a knife at me. She said it was an accident.
But I think throwing it the second time shouting `I'll get you this time` was absolutely unnecessary! -
Upload to Facebook Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in wedding dress before hand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is about finding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically! -
Upload to Facebook Don't believe in time travel?
Just start an argument with your wife! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: You like slim women or curvy women?
Me: I only like women the way you are.
Wife: Good answer.
Married life taught me how to tackle tricky questions! -
Upload to Facebook Every husband is a farmer by default.
His survival solely depends on 'agree culture'!
And 'agree culture' increases GDP (Gross Domestic Peace)! -
Upload to Facebook 1st year of marriage: I love resting my head on your chest and hearing your heartbeat as I drift off to sleep.
10th year of marriage: I recorded your snoring so that you can hear how loud & annoying it is! -
Upload to Facebook Tsunami - T is silent
Honest - H is silent
Knife - K is silent
Wife is angry - I'm silent! -
Upload to Facebook It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.
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