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Upload to Facebook Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you! -
Upload to Facebook A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
1) Appreciate your similarities
2) Respect your differences
3) Do what your wife tells you to do -
Upload to Facebook My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
That means I need to stay home with the kids! -
Upload to Facebook My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow! -
Upload to Facebook My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me! -
Upload to Facebook I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry! -
Upload to Facebook My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time! -
Upload to Facebook Golden rules for a happy married life:
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet! -
Upload to Facebook Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
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Upload to Facebook Wife: I had a terrible day.
Me: Ok let's talk about it.
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!
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