Marriage SMS

  • It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.<br/>
Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.Upload to Facebook
    It's safe for husbands to forget their mistakes.
    Your wives very well remember those and you will be reminded of them frequently.
  • Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you!Upload to Facebook
    Sleeping on the sofa after fighting with your wife feels like you're camping in the jungle with a ferocious lioness somewhere near you!
  • A successful marriage is based on three main principles:<br/>

1) Appreciate your similarities<br/>
2) Respect your differences<br/>
3) Do what your wife tells you to doUpload to Facebook
    A successful marriage is based on three main principles:
    1) Appreciate your similarities
    2) Respect your differences
    3) Do what your wife tells you to do
  • My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.<br/>
That means I need to stay home with the kids!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wants to go on a calming & relaxing long drive.
    That means I need to stay home with the kids!
  • My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    My wife bought me an iPhone for Christmas and I bought her an iRon. iGet out of the hospital tomorrow!
  • My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me!Upload to Facebook
    My wife hates it when I invite people to our house for dinner and she has to pretend to be nice to me!
  • I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!Upload to Facebook
    I begin every day by looking at my wife's beautiful eyes and telling her that she's right and I'm sorry!
  • My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!Upload to Facebook
    My wife isn't always right. But when she is, it's usually all the time!
  • Golden rules for a happy married life:<br/>
1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.<br/>
2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!Upload to Facebook
    Golden rules for a happy married life:
    1. Keep quiet when your wife is talking.
    2. Don't talk when your wife is quiet!
  • Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.<br/>
That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!<br/>
#humourUpload to Facebook
    Vaali is one of the most powerful characters in the Ramayana. Vaali had a boon. Whoever fought with him, half of his power went to Vaali. In the Kaliyuga as well, whoever fights with the wife, half of his power goes to the wife.
    That is why the wife is called 'Ghar Vaali'!
    #humour
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