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![Wife: I had a terrible day.<br/>
Me: Ok let's talk about it.<br/>
Wife: Please no, I don't want to make it more terrible!]()
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Me: Ok let's talk about it.
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![My wife and I decided to split our Christmas spending budget in a mutually beneficial manner.<br/>
She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%!]()
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She gets to spend 90% and I can spend the remaining 10%! -
![Top three things husbands tell:<br/><br/>
(3) I wasn't looking at that girl<br/>
(2) No, you're not looking fat<br/>
(1) I'm sorry]()
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(3) I wasn't looking at that girl
(2) No, you're not looking fat
(1) I'm sorry -
![All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive!]()
Upload to Facebook All these years of dealing with women made me understand that one should never piss off a woman when she's angry or peaceful or alive! -
![According to WebMD, my wife is sick of me again!]()
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![Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes!]()
Upload to Facebook Honey, when I said I'd do anything for you, I meant things like fighting a war or taking a bullet and not cleaning the bathroom and doing the dishes! -
![Wife: I tried to change my password to your name.<br/>
Husband: Wow that's wonderful.<br/>
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome!]()
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Husband: Wow that's wonderful.
Wife: But I got an error message that it contains a useless character. Technology is awesome! -
![My wife's concentration is at its peak when she inspects the dishes I washed!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife's concentration is at its peak when she inspects the dishes I washed! -
![I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm giving my wife the silent treatment today. Unfortunately, she is not returning the favor! -
![Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.<br/>
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Before marriage, men are like grapes. After marriage, we wives turn them into fine wine.
Husband: True. Before marriage, men are like grapes and once married, the wives beat the crap out of them until they turn into wine!
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