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![When your wife is silent, do you<br/>
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?<br/>
2. Try to understand why she's silent?<br/>
3. Run for your life?]()
Upload to Facebook When your wife is silent, do you
1. Enjoy the peace and quiet?
2. Try to understand why she's silent?
3. Run for your life? -
![Dear Bachelors,<br/>
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Bachelors,
Before choosing your woman, ensure that she looks beautiful when angry, because that's how she's gonna a look like 90% of the time after marriage! -
![5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?<br/>
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color?]()
Upload to Facebook 5-year-old daughter: Daddy, what's your favorite colour?
Me: Wait, I need to check with your mom. Honey, what's my favourite color? -
![Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.<br/>
Husband: What did I do?<br/>
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife, immediately after waking up: It's all your fault.
Husband: What did I do?
Wife: Let me think, I just woke up! -
![In my house, I am the boss.<br/>
My wife is just the decision maker!]()
Upload to Facebook In my house, I am the boss.
My wife is just the decision maker! -
![You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married!]()
Upload to Facebook You cheat God thousands of times. But God is so kind, He doesn't punish you every time. He just gets you married! -
![A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car!]()
Upload to Facebook A woman can see a girl's hair on her husband's shirt from 20 meters but can't see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car! -
![To some, marriage is a word.<br/>
To others, a sentence - a life sentence!]()
Upload to Facebook To some, marriage is a word.
To others, a sentence - a life sentence! -
![Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.<br/>
After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage: Fat bank account and a thin body.
After marriage: Thin bank account and fat body! -
![Kidnapper: We have your husband.<br/>
Wife: Where did you abduct him from?<br/>
Kidnapper: Gym<br/>
Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband!]()
Upload to Facebook Kidnapper: We have your husband.
Wife: Where did you abduct him from?
Kidnapper: Gym
Wife: Hahaha, then that's not my husband!
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