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Upload to Facebook Having a wife is a stress reliever as you need not worry if you are right or wrong.
You are always wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife asks me where WE should have our dinner, what she really wants me to do is to guess where SHE wants to have dinner! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Marriage works perfectly when both the husband and the wife decide that the wife should decide everything! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage teaches you a lot of things.
For example, my wife has so far taught me in 47 different ways why I am always wrong! -
Upload to Facebook When my wife asks me if she looks fat in her new dress, simply saying 'No' isn't enough.
I've to give her a couple of solid reasons why I think she's not looking fat. A 30 minute Power Point Presentation & an analysis in Excel are also expected! -
Upload to Facebook What wife says: I don't want to talk about it now.
What wife means: I'm still building up the steam, you just wait! -
Upload to Facebook My wife doesn't let me speak 70% of the time. The rest of the time, she sleeps! -
Upload to Facebook My wife got food poisoning today.
I'm scared guys, I don't know when she's gonna use it against me! -
Upload to Facebook During An Arguments With Her Husband: A Wife Was Just About To Calm Down,
But Then Her Husband Asked Her To Calm Down! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Ladies,
There are 2 types of husbands.
Type 1: Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, good listeners, love shopping, provide you Credit Card, love, respect & appreciate your parent's family, and always ready & willing to sacrifice their life for you.
Type 2: Your husband!
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