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Upload to Facebook Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife! -
Upload to Facebook The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there! -
Upload to Facebook According to women, men only have the following faults:
1. What they do
2. What they don't do
3. What they say
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Upload to Facebook I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.
10 - She is in a good mood.
5 - Her mood is okay.
No selfies - My life is in danger! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately! -
Upload to Facebook For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.
But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.
Women are confusing! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God! -
Upload to Facebook With Wife:
My brain: You shouldn't say anything.
My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?
My brain: I warned you! -
Upload to Facebook 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!
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