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![Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?<br/>
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.<br/>
Husband: That's not true.<br/>
Wife: Yes it is.<br/>
Husband: Okay!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: What's your favorite thing about me?
Wife: How easily you can be controlled.
Husband: That's not true.
Wife: Yes it is.
Husband: Okay! -
![Happy wife, happy life.<br/>
Happy husband, suspicious wife!]()
Upload to Facebook Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife! -
![The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there!]()
Upload to Facebook The key to a long and happy marriage is buying yourself the most comfortable couch you can find. You'll be amazed by how many nights you'll be sleeping there! -
![According to women, men only have the following faults:<br/>
1. What they do<br/>
2. What they don't do<br/>
3. What they say<br/>
4. What they don't say]()
Upload to Facebook According to women, men only have the following faults:
1. What they do
2. What they don't do
3. What they say
4. What they don't say -
![I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.<br/>
10 - She is in a good mood.<br/>
5 - Her mood is okay.<br/>
No selfies - My life is in danger!]()
Upload to Facebook I assess my wife's mood by counting the number of selfies she posts on Instagram.
10 - She is in a good mood.
5 - Her mood is okay.
No selfies - My life is in danger! -
![Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.<br/>
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, my wife had trouble with neck pain.
After all these years into marriage, thanks to me, her neck muscles are in great shape as she shakes her head in disbelief whenever she sees me! -
![My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife is very patient with me as long as I do whatever she wants me to do immediately! -
![For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.<br/>
But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.<br/>
Women are confusing!]()
Upload to Facebook For a change, today I gave silent treatment toy wife.
But she's not returning the favour and is giving me the speaking treatment instead.
Women are confusing! -
![I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God!]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that I have the body of a Greek God. She then told me that Laughing Buddha isn't a God! -
![With Wife:<br/>
My brain: You shouldn't say anything.<br/>
My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?<br/>
My brain: I warned you!]()
Upload to Facebook With Wife:
My brain: You shouldn't say anything.
My mouth: Honey, did you put on some weight?
My brain: I warned you!
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