My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends. That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week! |
Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much? Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine! |
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience! |
The love between a husband and wife is pure love. Because it does not revolve around physical passion! |
Life-saving tip for husbands: When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said! |
I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you. . . . . . This text is from my wife. What should I do? |
Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything! |
My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad! |
If you think that my posts are disappointing, you should check with my wife how I disappoint her in real life! |
Dear men, The first sign of your wife being in a bad mood is when she denies that she's in a bad mood. Please act accordingly! |