Marriage SMS

  • Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.<br/>

As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3Upload to Facebook
    Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife.
    As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3
  • Witnessed a miracle today.<br/>
My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine!Upload to Facebook
    Witnessed a miracle today.
    My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine!
  • The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.<br/>
The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready!Upload to Facebook
    The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.
    The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready!
  • My wife and I share a sense of humour.<br/>
We have to. She doesn't have one!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I share a sense of humour.
    We have to. She doesn't have one!
  • Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.<br/>
Husband: What a co-incidence!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.
    Husband: What a co-incidence!
  • I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon!Upload to Facebook
    I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon!
  • During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.`<br/>
Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!`Upload to Facebook
    During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.`
    Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!`
  • A controversial and debatable question:<br/>
Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?Upload to Facebook
    A controversial and debatable question:
    Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil?
  • Marital Advice:<br/>
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!Upload to Facebook
    Marital Advice:
    Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!Upload to Facebook
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!
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