Last month, I told Alexa to keep a count of the number of times I won an argument with my wife. As of now, my wife is leading 1,305,124 to 3 |
Witnessed a miracle today. My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine! |
The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror. The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready! |
My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to. She doesn't have one! |
Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you. Husband: What a co-incidence! |
I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon! |
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.` Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!` |
A controversial and debatable question: Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil? |
Marital Advice: Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life! |
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong! |