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Upload to Facebook Witnessed a miracle today.
My wife said she was fine and she was actually fine! -
Upload to Facebook The average wife spends seven years of her life in front of the mirror.
The average husband spends three years of his life asking her if she's finally ready! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I share a sense of humour.
We have to. She doesn't have one! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I hate you, hate you and really hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence! -
Upload to Facebook I want my wife to love me unconditionally. So I'm gonna change my name to Amazon! -
Upload to Facebook During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, my wife sighed and said, `You know, if something happened to my husband, I don't think I could ever marry again.`
Her friend nodded sympathetically. `I know what you mean,` she said. `Once is enough!` -
Upload to Facebook A controversial and debatable question:
Today, if Ravana takes your wife away... Would you still consider him evil? -
Upload to Facebook Marital Advice:
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life! -
Upload to Facebook A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
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