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![80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?<br/>
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!]()
Upload to Facebook 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry! -
![Not all marriages start with `Will you marry me?`<br/>
Some start with `Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!`<br/>
#ArrangeMarriage]()
Upload to Facebook Not all marriages start with "Will you marry me?"
Some start with "Humein Ladki Pasand Hai!"
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![I like church weddings... at least they are honest!<br/>
Upfront, the bride knows that she is not marrying the best man!]()
Upload to Facebook I like church weddings... at least they are honest!
Upfront, the bride knows that she is not marrying the best man! -
![As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.<br/>
That gave me ample time to wash the car!]()
Upload to Facebook As we were going out, my wife said she needs to do a quick makeup.
That gave me ample time to wash the car! -
![The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?<br/>
The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'!]()
Upload to Facebook The judge asked the accused: Why did you kill your husband after 20 years of marriage?
The accused replied: I swear Your Honour, it was pure laziness. Everyday, I'd say 'tomorrow'! -
![Before marriage, I was told that I wouldn't be able to have kids.<br/>
This was told not by my doctor, but by my financial advisor after going through my bank statements!]()
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, I was told that I wouldn't be able to have kids.
This was told not by my doctor, but by my financial advisor after going through my bank statements! -
![Wife: When I see you, I forget all my problems.<br/>
Husband: Wow, really?<br/>
Wife: Yes, then you become my biggest problem!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: When I see you, I forget all my problems.
Husband: Wow, really?
Wife: Yes, then you become my biggest problem! -
![My wife & I have some serious communication issues. But good that we never talk about it!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife & I have some serious communication issues. But good that we never talk about it! -
![What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk!]()
Upload to Facebook What all these years of marriage taught me is that when your wife says `We need to talk`, you never get the opportunity to talk! -
![Wife: I'm a confident driver.<br/>
Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.<br/>
Wife: Yes, but confidently!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm a confident driver.
Husband: Eh? You hit a pedestrian today.
Wife: Yes, but confidently!
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