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Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife gets upset with me, I ensure to impress her later by displaying my hidden talents like mopping the floor, washing utensils, ironing clothes, etc! -
Upload to Facebook My wife just asked "What are your plans for the weekend?" as if she hasn't already planned it already! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?
Yeah, me neither! -
Upload to Facebook All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive! -
Upload to Facebook My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity! -
Upload to Facebook I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me! -
Upload to Facebook Bachelors know a lot more about women than married men do.
That's why they aren't married! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey, I'm not in a good mood.
Husband: Okay!
Wife: You're not gonna ask me why?
Husband: No, but you can take my credit card & go shopping! -
Upload to Facebook Most famous speeches:
1. I have a dream: Martin Luther King
2. I am the first accused: Nelson Mandela
3. How dare you?: Greta Thunberg
4. We need to talk: My wife -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You always hurt me with words.
Wife: Sorry, I'll use a knife next time!
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