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Upload to Facebook I just read a list of "100 things to do before you die".
I'm surprised that "tell your wife to calm down" isn't one of them! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife has to hide something from me, she normally hides it in her purse.
That way she knows that I'll never find it! -
Upload to Facebook Every man is a freedom fighter, after marriage! -
Upload to Facebook What marriage has taught me:
If my wife's angry, I know she'll be OK after some time.
But if she's silent, it's better to leave the country, change my name and start a new life! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like getting admission to Oxford.
Everyone complaints that it's difficult. But there's no reduction in the number of people waiting in the queue! -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I buy gifts for my wife, she always requests me to give her the receipt.
I thought it was awkward, but then I realized that she needs the receipt to exchange the gift from the shop! -
Upload to Facebook I always keep the GPS in my car switched off as my wife doesn't like another woman giving me orders! -
Upload to Facebook On Arriving Late at Home:
Wife: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?
Husband: Golfing with friends, my dear.
Wife: What? At 2 AM?!
Husband: Yes. We used night clubs! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
If your wife asks you if a girl looks pretty, please understand that it's a tricky question. So at any cost, do not agree or disagree with her. Instead, look into her eyes and tell her that she looks so beautiful today! -
Upload to Facebook My wife says I only have two faults.
I don't listen, and something else!
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