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Upload to Facebook To err may be human, but to be forgiven by my wife is highly unlikely! -
Upload to Facebook Life-saving tip:
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, and an angry wife from any direction! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have these cute nicknames for each other.
I call her cutie pie and she calls me an idiot! -
Upload to Facebook I made my wife angry again and as usual, I apologized. She said she'd forgive me if I prepare the dinner tonight.
I really hope she likes Maggi noodles! -
Upload to Facebook I have been following a high fiber diet from the day I got married.
Only thing is that 90% of the fiber is my wife's hair that's on the food! -
Upload to Facebook Before I got married, I had hopes & ambitions.
After marriage, I take medicines for that! -
Upload to Facebook If you laugh & tell your wife that she has put on weight during the lockdown, later you shouldn't ask her why the dinner isn't ready.
I learned this the hard way! -
Upload to Facebook Our kitchen floor was sticky and my wife told me to do something about it. So I went out and bought her a pair of slippers.
Now she's angry. I can't understand women! -
Upload to Facebook Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called "Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?" -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is fun:
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!
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