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![My wife says I only have two faults.<br/>
I don't listen, and something else!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife says I only have two faults.
I don't listen, and something else! -
![To err may be human, but to be forgiven by my wife is highly unlikely!]()
Upload to Facebook To err may be human, but to be forgiven by my wife is highly unlikely! -
![Life-saving tip:<br/>
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, and an angry wife from any direction!]()
Upload to Facebook Life-saving tip:
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, and an angry wife from any direction! -
![My wife and I have these cute nicknames for each other.<br/>
I call her cutie pie and she calls me an idiot!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have these cute nicknames for each other.
I call her cutie pie and she calls me an idiot! -
![I made my wife angry again and as usual, I apologized. She said she'd forgive me if I prepare the dinner tonight.<br/>
I really hope she likes Maggi noodles!]()
Upload to Facebook I made my wife angry again and as usual, I apologized. She said she'd forgive me if I prepare the dinner tonight.
I really hope she likes Maggi noodles! -
![I have been following a high fiber diet from the day I got married.<br/>
Only thing is that 90% of the fiber is my wife's hair that's on the food!]()
Upload to Facebook I have been following a high fiber diet from the day I got married.
Only thing is that 90% of the fiber is my wife's hair that's on the food! -
![Before I got married, I had hopes & ambitions.<br/>
After marriage, I take medicines for that!]()
Upload to Facebook Before I got married, I had hopes & ambitions.
After marriage, I take medicines for that! -
![If you laugh & tell your wife that she has put on weight during the lockdown, later you shouldn't ask her why the dinner isn't ready.<br/>
I learned this the hard way!]()
Upload to Facebook If you laugh & tell your wife that she has put on weight during the lockdown, later you shouldn't ask her why the dinner isn't ready.
I learned this the hard way! -
![Our kitchen floor was sticky and my wife told me to do something about it. So I went out and bought her a pair of slippers.<br/>
Now she's angry. I can't understand women!]()
Upload to Facebook Our kitchen floor was sticky and my wife told me to do something about it. So I went out and bought her a pair of slippers.
Now she's angry. I can't understand women! -
![Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called `Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?`]()
Upload to Facebook Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called "Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?"
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