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![Marriage is fun:<br/>
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is fun:
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me! -
![Husband: Hum Dono Saath Mil Kar Corona Se Ladenge Aur Usko Harayenge.<br/>
Wife: Nahi Mujhe Corona Ke Saath Nahi Jamega, Main Aapke Saath Hi Ladungi!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband: Hum Dono Saath Mil Kar Corona Se Ladenge Aur Usko Harayenge.
Wife: Nahi Mujhe Corona Ke Saath Nahi Jamega, Main Aapke Saath Hi Ladungi! -
![Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.<br/>
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can!]()
Upload to Facebook Being on your wife's DP doesn't mean you are special to her.
Even Baygon Spray has a picture of a Cockroach on the can! -
![Me: I wish I could go back in time and live with my parents.<br/>
Wife: Aww, so cute. You miss them right?<br/>
Me: I miss them. And they'd pay off all my bills too!]()
Upload to Facebook Me: I wish I could go back in time and live with my parents.
Wife: Aww, so cute. You miss them right?
Me: I miss them. And they'd pay off all my bills too! -
![The law of averages is all bullshit.<br/>
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!]()
Upload to Facebook The law of averages is all bullshit.
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once! -
![Marriage is a wonderful institution that has taught me so many things.<br/>
For instance, the expensive towels that are kept in the cupboard are only for the guests and not to wipe my `ugly face`!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage is a wonderful institution that has taught me so many things.
For instance, the expensive towels that are kept in the cupboard are only for the guests and not to wipe my "ugly face"! -
![I made a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.<br/>
She made a mistake. I told her it was her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized!]()
Upload to Facebook I made a mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized.
She made a mistake. I told her it was her mistake. I realized my mistake. I apologized! -
![Wife: Let's go out for dinner.<br/>
Husband: Italian?<br/>
Wife: No.<br/>
Husband: Indian?<br/>
Wife: No.<br/>
Husband: Chinese?<br/>
Wife: No.<br/>
Husband: Thai?<br/>
Wife: No.<br/>
Husband: Then what do you want?<br/>
Wife: You decide!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Let's go out for dinner.
Husband: Italian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Indian?
Wife: No.
Husband: Chinese?
Wife: No.
Husband: Thai?
Wife: No.
Husband: Then what do you want?
Wife: You decide! -
![Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:<br/><br/>
1. Do I look fat?<br/>
2. Guess what day today is?<br/>
3. I'm fine<br/>
4. We need to talk]()
Upload to Facebook Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:
1. Do I look fat?
2. Guess what day today is?
3. I'm fine
4. We need to talk -
![I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.<br/>
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!]()
Upload to Facebook I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
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