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Upload to Facebook Not to brag, but I'm my wife's Alexa! -
Upload to Facebook I blame all the marriage problems I have on my wife.
It's because of her poor choice in selecting a husband! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is like a cat. She looks cute and ignores me all day! -
Upload to Facebook I stopped maintaining a diary after marriage.
My wife remembers everything that I have ever done! -
Upload to Facebook Pro-tip for husbands:
You should always share your honest opinion with your wife. Except about
1. Her haircut
2. Her weight gain
3. The new dress she bought -
Upload to Facebook Silence is the most dangerous language.
So if your wife is silent, boy, you're in trouble! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am angry with you.
Me: Again or still? -
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that we've communication issues. So I sent her a text asking, " Why?" She didn't reply. So I made a Skype call & she didn't answer. Then I sent her 15 WhatsApp messages, which were delivered but not read.
Finally, I had to go to the bedroom to talk to her. These women! -
Upload to Facebook Do you know what all these years of marriage comprehensively taught me?
I AM ALWAYS WRONG! -
Upload to Facebook If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment.
So, it's worth that extra effort, right?
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