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Upload to Facebook Losing your spouse can be hard.
But it's not impossible! -
Upload to Facebook Logical Perspective:
A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife.
He is simply doing chores in his house! -
Upload to Facebook Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history.
Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me! -
Upload to Facebook Pro tip:
If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense.
PS: It works only once! -
Upload to Facebook Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss.
PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk! -
Upload to Facebook My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important.
As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online.
I deserve a medal! -
Upload to Facebook I'm so thankful for my wife.
If it wasn't for her, I'd be walking around thinking that I was always doing everything right! -
Upload to Facebook Dear newly married,
Before having any kids, make sure you're done sleeping and the other things you like to do! -
Upload to Facebook My wife smiled at me this morning for no reason.
Now I'm unable to do anything! -
Upload to Facebook In a way, Corona is like a spouse. Initially, you try to control it, then you realize you can't. Then you learn to live with it!
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