If I make my wife upset, she shouts a lot. But if I make her a little bit more upset, she gives me the silent treatment. So, it's worth that extra effort, right? |
Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible! |
Logical Perspective: A man who does chores in his house is not helping his wife. He is simply doing chores in his house! |
Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occurred in Earth's history. Those scientists have obviously never heard my wife shouting at me! |
Pro tip: If your wife catches you looking at another woman, just tell her that you're glad she doesn't dress like that. Earn an extra point by complimenting her dress sense. PS: It works only once! |
Next time when you're having an argument with your wife, just say "My mother was right about you" and walk away like a boss. PS: Please perform the above stunt at your own risk! |
My wife noticed that I wasn't listening to her as she was telling something important. As she was about to get angry, I told her that her hair looks great today. She was happy and started to talk about the new shampoo & conditioner that she bought online. I deserve a medal! |
I'm so thankful for my wife. If it wasn't for her, I'd be walking around thinking that I was always doing everything right! |
Dear newly married, Before having any kids, make sure you're done sleeping and the other things you like to do! |
My wife smiled at me this morning for no reason. Now I'm unable to do anything! |