Feeling bored in lockdown, want some adventure in your life? Tell your wife that your mom did much more cooking and cleaning and she never even complained. All the best! |
Everyday my wife asks me what I want for dinner. Sometimes I guess the answer correctly! |
As per my horoscope, today I might find the true love of my life. I'm not sure how my wife is going to react to it! |
On a more positive note: Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view! |
Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious! |
A couple got divorced. They split the house. And he got the outside! |
Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion: My marriage is built upon trust and understanding. She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her! |
I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up. Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`! |
Sorry I couldn't interact with you much today. I accidentally asked my wife why she's not talking to me! |
According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning! |