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Upload to Facebook Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away! -
Upload to Facebook I have understood at last.
Lock up: Under police custody.
Lockdown: Under wife's custody! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: You're wrong.
Husband: But I didn't say anything.
Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills! -
Upload to Facebook Polygamy is illegal.
But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities! -
Upload to Facebook Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! -
Upload to Facebook There are two types of men:
1. Those who are scared of their wives
2. Bachelors -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.
We never smile at each other! -
Upload to Facebook I've made some terrible decisions in my life.
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! -
Upload to Facebook Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse due to the Coronavirus, my wife asked me if I notice anything different about her!
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