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Upload to Facebook My wife and I were having an argument last night. I was right about something and she was wrong, but I didn't tell her that.
I may be right, but definitely not stupid! -
Upload to Facebook Being a husband means that you are half of a relationship, but only one fifth of the closet space! -
Upload to Facebook Men, before marriage - Dude
Men, after marriage - Subdued -
Upload to Facebook I need an app that warns me about what my wife is up to when she says...
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`We need to talk`! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have a very good mutual understanding.
I let my wife win all our arguments and in turn she lets me live! -
Upload to Facebook It's been such a joy being home with my wife for the past 3 weeks.
We have caught up on all the things I have done wrong in the past 15 years! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`
She then stared at me and I stared back.
Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.
Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face? -
Upload to Facebook Life-saving tip:
When your wife asks `What did you just say?` during an argument, never repeat what you just said. Say something else! -
Upload to Facebook The wife and I have been in lockdown for 12 days now.
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
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