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Upload to Facebook Newton also has a Third Law of Emotion during the lockdown.
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction"! -
Upload to Facebook First time in history, everywhere in this world, every woman knows where her husband is! -
Upload to Facebook Marital Pro Tip:
Struggling to get your wife's attention? Just sit on the sofa and look comfortable & happy. You'll get all the attention you want! -
Upload to Facebook If you have a developed an intimate psychological attachment towards your wife during the quarantine, it's called Stockholm Syndrome! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: What's that weird sound?
Husband: It's the car seat belt alarm.
Wife: It's been beeping for 10 minutes now. How can you ignore such an annoying sound for so long?
Husband: All these years of marriage trained me to do so! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Why can't you wear a mask?
Husband: But I'm not going anywhere.
Wife: I know. I'm just really tired of your face! -
Upload to Facebook Last night, I accidentally woke up in the middle of my sleep and saw my wife holding a pillow over my face to protect me from the Coronavirus.
What a wonderful caring woman! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn? -
Upload to Facebook Working from home:
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR! -
Upload to Facebook My wife is so confusing.
First she told me to be myself and then she told me to stop being an idiot!
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