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Upload to Facebook Saw a flying saucer today.
It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me! -
Upload to Facebook 90% of being a good husband is knowing when to apologize! -
Upload to Facebook Minimum 6 ft distance
No hugging
No kissing
So basically, Coronavirus situation is like marriage. But with a cough! -
Upload to Facebook To all the wives who said, "You don't spend enough time with me."
Bhagwaan Se Maafi Maang Lo! -
Upload to Facebook If I'm quarantined with my wife and I die, please be aware that it was not the Coronavirus! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's a visionary.
She used to stay six feet away from me even before Coronavirus was a thing!
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Upload to Facebook A wife asked for legal opinion from her lawyer husband on why wives are supposed to cook food for their husbands.
He said, "According to Geneva Convention, all prisoners must be provided with Food!" -
Upload to Facebook 7 out of 10 wives say that their husbands are always wrong.
And the other three are upset with their husbands and do not want to talk about it right now! -
Upload to Facebook The noise reduction feature in my new headphone is not working.
I can still hear my wife yelling at me! -
Upload to Facebook Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!
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