According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning! |
Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away! |
I have understood at last. Lock up: Under police custody. Lockdown: Under wife's custody! |
Wife: You're wrong. Husband: But I didn't say anything. Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills! |
Polygamy is illegal. But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities! |
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! |
There are two types of men: 1. Those who are scared of their wives 2. Bachelors |
My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now. One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring! |
My wife and I are in a very serious relationship. We never smile at each other! |
I've made some terrible decisions in my life. Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! |