Marriage SMS

  • According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!Upload to Facebook
    According to my wife it was all going well until I woke up this morning!
  • Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!Upload to Facebook
    Before getting married, I didn't even know that I always parked the car wrong and too far away!
  • I have understood at last.<br/>
Lock up: Under police custody.<br/>
Lockdown: Under wife's custody!Upload to Facebook
    I have understood at last.
    Lock up: Under police custody.
    Lockdown: Under wife's custody!
  • Wife: You're wrong.<br/>
Husband: But I didn't say anything.<br/>
Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: You're wrong.
    Husband: But I didn't say anything.
    Wife: I know, I'm just brushing up my skills!
  • Polygamy is illegal.<br/>
But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!Upload to Facebook
    Polygamy is illegal.
    But I get to enjoy it as I have a wife with multiple personalities!
  • Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!Upload to Facebook
    Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent!
  • There are two types of men:<br/>

1. Those who are scared of their wives<br/>

2. BachelorsUpload to Facebook
    There are two types of men:
    1. Those who are scared of their wives
    2. Bachelors
  • My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.<br/>
One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I have been in lockdown for around 36 days now.
    One thing is for sure, there is no way I am retiring!
  • My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.<br/>
We never smile at each other!Upload to Facebook
    My wife and I are in a very serious relationship.
    We never smile at each other!
  • I've made some terrible decisions in my life.<br/>
Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!Upload to Facebook
    I've made some terrible decisions in my life.
    Just kidding, I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!
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