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Upload to Facebook 18 is too young to get married. You can't even buy booze at 18.
If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make marriage work? -
Upload to Facebook 80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think rest 20% of men know?
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry! -
Upload to Facebook Universal Truth:
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
Husbands worry about the things wives remember! -
Upload to Facebook I carry a picture of my wife in my wallet.
It helps me understand why there's no money in it! -
Upload to Facebook Wife's friend: Look, your husband is talking to a pretty girl.
Wife: Let him, I want to see how long he can suck his stomach in! -
Upload to Facebook I told my wife that she looked sexy with those black fingernails.
But she's not believing it and still thinks that I slammed the car door on her fingers deliberately! -
Upload to Facebook Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is it true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers! -
Upload to Facebook When your wife says "I can't even tell you how upset I am with you right now", just wait for 3 seconds.
And here we go! -
Upload to Facebook I think my wife is trying to speak to me in French since morning. She is uttering words like...
Chanel
Dior
Hermes
Louis Vuitton
Lanvin
very difficult to understand! -
Upload to Facebook The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "Now you are Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh.
Maybe you'll die!
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