Marriage SMS

  • Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred!
  • Pro Tip for husbands:<br/>
If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment.<br/>
Telling from my own experience!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip for husbands:
    If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment.
    Telling from my own experience!
  • I thought the movie `Transformers` was about what women are best in doing once they get married!Upload to Facebook
    I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married!
  • Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!Upload to Facebook
    Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags!
  • l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.<br/>
My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!Upload to Facebook
    l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.
    My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
  • My wife loves me so much.<br/>
First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!Upload to Facebook
    My wife loves me so much.
    First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!
  • Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream!
  • Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the `annual appraisal` or the fact that I got a C grade!Upload to Facebook
    Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade!
  • Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.<br/>
I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding.
    I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants!
  • Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first?Upload to Facebook
    Guys, I need your advice. To impress my wife, should I do the laundry or the dishes first?
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