Pro tip: Confusion on what gift to buy for your wife's birthday? Tell her you already got something and make her guess. She'll list the things she wants one by one! |
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred! |
Pro Tip for husbands: If you tell your wife that she looks too good for her age, she'll not consider it as a compliment. Telling from my own experience! |
I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married! |
Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! |
l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world. My wife has given 182 commandments just for me! |
My wife loves me so much. First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China! |
Marriage is so fun that I had to apologize for something I did in my wife's dream! |
Not sure if I'm more upset with my wife referring to our anniversary as the "annual appraisal" or the fact that I got a C grade! |
Marriage is always about two-way communication & mutual understanding. I say what I want, my wife says what she wants and then we do what she wants! |