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![Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife has gone for a haircut. To avoid any trouble, I've been practicing my reaction on seeing her new hair style for a couple of hours now! -
![If you are experiencing the following symptoms:<br/>
1. Headache<br/>
2. Bodyache<br/>
3. Poor eyesight<br/>
4. Difficulty in breathing<br/>
5. High temperature<br/>
6. Always out of mind<br/>
7. Difficulty in sleeping<br/>
8. Most of the time in shock<br/>
9. Easily gets mad & can't communicate properly<br/>
10. Feeling dizzy<br/><br/>
This is not Coronavirus. These are symptoms of Married Life.<br/>
So deal with it!]()
Upload to Facebook If you are experiencing the following symptoms:
1. Headache
2. Bodyache
3. Poor eyesight
4. Difficulty in breathing
5. High temperature
6. Always out of mind
7. Difficulty in sleeping
8. Most of the time in shock
9. Easily gets mad & can't communicate properly
10. Feeling dizzy
This is not Coronavirus. These are symptoms of Married Life.
So deal with it! -
![The doctor advised my wife to take iron supplements.<br/>
No wonder she wasn't getting attracted to my magnetic personality!]()
Upload to Facebook The doctor advised my wife to take iron supplements.
No wonder she wasn't getting attracted to my magnetic personality! -
![I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.<br/>
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!]()
Upload to Facebook I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's.
She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me! -
![I wish I got married on February 29th.<br/>
That way my wife would get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary only once in every four years!]()
Upload to Facebook I wish I got married on February 29th.
That way my wife would get mad at me for forgetting our anniversary only once in every four years! -
![Even after being married for 15 years, I still don't know what to say when my wife asks `What are you thinking?`]()
Upload to Facebook Even after being married for 15 years, I still don't know what to say when my wife asks "What are you thinking?" -
![I have found out that Coronavirus is the best thing that has happened to me lately.<br/>
My wife does not want to fly or take a vacation because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't go to the mall because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't shop on the internet because she knows everything comes from China.<br/>
This is not a virus - this is a savings plan!]()
Upload to Facebook I have found out that Coronavirus is the best thing that has happened to me lately.
My wife does not want to fly or take a vacation because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't go to the mall because she is afraid to get infected. She doesn't shop on the internet because she knows everything comes from China.
This is not a virus - this is a savings plan! -
![My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said, `So... did you get out?`<br/>
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said, "So... did you get out?"
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund! -
![Wife: I want you to be honest with me.<br/>
Husband: You look fat in those jeans.<br/>
Wife: How dare you say that!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: I want you to be honest with me.
Husband: You look fat in those jeans.
Wife: How dare you say that! -
![According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.<br/>
They should know that not getting married is the better way!]()
Upload to Facebook According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
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