What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match? You're a great sport... when you lose! |
Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are! |
For those missing their Golf during the lockdown. Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it! |
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000." "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'." "I'll take it," the attorney said! |
Nadal was French Open Champion in 2005. Since then, most of us got married, had kids, struggled in our respective careers, managed to get a decent earning, gained weight, greyed hair. This is 2020 and Nadal is still the French Open Champion. Some people will never progress in life! |
It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do! |
Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf? On a golf corpse! |
Pro Tip: The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are! |
Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course? Because that's how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey! |
Scientific fact: New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost! |