For those missing their Golf... Marie Biscuits have 18 holes too! |
"Do you play off scratch?" said one player. The other replied, "I sure am. Every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went"! |
The position of your hands is very important when playing golf. I position mine to cover up my scorecard! |
The position of your hands is very important when playing golf. I position mine to cover up my scorecard! |
I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer. He said that, France took away the cup! |
Now that FIFA is over, it's time to get back to your own goals! |
Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals: iPhone Amazon Android iPod Yahoo YouTube Snapchat Spotify Tesla Skype Uber Airbnb Bitcoin Fitbit Emojis iPad and Croatia! |
Russia vs Croatia match was more like a match between Punjabis... Terevich, Merevich, Edevich, Odevich, Sabdevich and Bichovich! |
Shouldn't true Indians support Switzerland in the World Cup? That's where our Capital lies! |
I stopped a bloke in the street and said, "Can you help me? I'm looking for a rubbish tip?" He replied, "Germany to win the World Cup." |