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Upload to Facebook I hate people who dislike football but go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin it for everybody else!
I hate these referees! -
Upload to Facebook It is our culture that teaches us to respect everything and not to touch anything by our feet.
Otherwise, India would have been number one in football.
But we are used to pulling each other's legs, which is why we are so good at Kabaddi! -
Upload to Facebook Poland squad for World Cup:
Bialkowski, Fabianski, Szczesny; Bednarek, Bereszynski, Cionek, Glik, Jedrzejczyk, Pazdan, Piszczek; Blaszczykowski, Goralski, Grosicki, Krychowiak, Kurzawa, Linetty, Peszko, Rybus, Zielinski; Kownacki, Lewandowski, Milik, Teodorczyk
Pick anyone for a strong password! -
Upload to Facebook She said, "Golf or me."
I remember her when I'm teeing off, sometimes! -
Upload to Facebook Golfer 1: You know my doctor says I can't play golf.
Golfer 2: So he has played with you! -
Upload to Facebook After a long day on the course, an exasperated golfer turned to his caddie and said: "You must be the worst caddie in the world."
"I don't think so", replied the caddie. "That would be too much of a coincidence." -
Upload to Facebook The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf! -
Upload to Facebook Years ago, when men cursed and beat the earth with sticks, it was called Witchcraft.
Today, it's known as Golf! -
Upload to Facebook Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks! -
Upload to Facebook Britain has a professional stadium in the radius of every 5 miles, on the contrary, India has a professional temple in the radius of every 2 miles and we expect Olympics medals.
We don't play to win but pray to win!
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