Women SMS

  • A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.Upload to Facebook
    A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'.
  • Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman.<br/>
But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men!Upload to Facebook
    Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman.
    But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men!
  • New Interpretation:<br/>
Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'!Upload to Facebook
    New Interpretation:
    Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'!
  • Girls really have lots of patience.<br/>
Varna Itni Saari Selfies Mein Difference Nikaal Kar Delete Karna Koi Bachhon Ka Khel Nahi Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Girls really have lots of patience.
    Varna Itni Saari Selfies Mein Difference Nikaal Kar Delete Karna Koi Bachhon Ka Khel Nahi Hai!
  • I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.<br/>
Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!Upload to Facebook
    I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'.
    Because... Nobody seems to figure them out!
  • Women are like police, they can have all the evidences in the world but they still want a 'Confession'!Upload to Facebook
    Women are like police, they can have all the evidences in the world but they still want a 'Confession'!
  • If someone tells you that you have enough clothes, you don't need to buy more...<br/>
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Stop talking to them you don't need that kind of negativity around you!Upload to Facebook
    If someone tells you that you have enough clothes, you don't need to buy more...
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    Stop talking to them you don't need that kind of negativity around you!
  • What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol?<br/>

They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !Upload to Facebook
    What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol?
    They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning !
  • Girls' Ki Prayer:<br/>
Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;<br/>
Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;<br/>
Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;<br/>
Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!Upload to Facebook
    Girls' Ki Prayer:
    Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho;
    Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho;
    Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho;
    Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho!
  • What women want?<br/>
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them  alone most of the time!Upload to Facebook
    What women want?
    Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
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