A woman is like a 'Tea Bag' you never know how strong she is until you bring it to 'Boiling Point'. |
Some idiots say that behind every successful man there will be woman. But nobody knows the fact that most women choose only successful men! |
New Interpretation: Ladies feel a sense of relief when they see their maid in the morning, that is why she is called... 'Calm Wali'! |
Girls really have lots of patience. Varna Itni Saari Selfies Mein Difference Nikaal Kar Delete Karna Koi Bachhon Ka Khel Nahi Hai! |
I am going to change all my passwords to 'Women'. Because... Nobody seems to figure them out! |
Women are like police, they can have all the evidences in the world but they still want a 'Confession'! |
If someone tells you that you have enough clothes, you don't need to buy more... . . . . . . Stop talking to them you don't need that kind of negativity around you! |
What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol? They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning ! |
Girls' Ki Prayer: Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho; Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho; Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho; Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho! |
What women want? Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time! |