A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! |
Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want! |
Be a girl with a mind; A woman with attitude; And a lady with class! |
Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat! |
A quiet man is a thinking man; But a quiet woman is usually mad! |
Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze. Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War! |
Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need! |
Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai, Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain! |
The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one! |
There are two ways of arguing with a woman. Neither one works! |