Sex is the poor man's Polo. |
If abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism! |
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? |
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls. |
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? |
Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight. |
I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places. |
The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls! |
I love oral sex; it's the phone bill I hate. |
I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people. |